December 2009
5 posts
Let's kill Christmas by fucking it to death
Buy a couple of these for your woman. You’ll need at least one extra because you’re going to have hot, hot sex, and fishnet tears easily. Seriously you’re going to have sex so hot you’ll be begging for water, and oxygen. Also, if you don’t have super hot sex, it’s because you’re doing it wrong. Do not, as the picture suggests, have her wear anything at...
“I would call mine Manky as it is a cross between man and monkey and would teach...”
– If I had a monkey
October 2009
3 posts
“I feel pity for you non smokers. Not all non smokers. Just you closed-minded,...”
– best of craigslist: Smoking. Is. Awesome.
6 tags
6 tags
I love drugs
Can I just say how much I love drugs? Because I do. A lot.
Got a cold? Take some drugs, you’ll feel better.
Got pain? Take some drugs, you’ll feel better.
Lunatics running the asylum? World gone mad? Take some drugs.
I’m partial to codeine, pot, wine and chocolate. YMMV.