he used sarcasm

Dec 20

Let’s kill Christmas by fucking it to death

Buy a couple of these for your woman. You’ll need at least one extra because you’re going to have hot, hot sex, and fishnet tears easily. Seriously you’re going to have sex so hot you’ll be begging for water, and oxygen. Also, if you don’t have super hot sex, it’s because you’re doing it wrong. Do not, as the picture suggests, have her wear anything at all except this bodystocking and perhaps a pair of high heels — anything covering the crotch defeats the purpose of wearing an open crotch bodystocking in the first place. Her crotch will be bare. Her boobs will be staring out at you from behind the fishnet. You will drool. And you will have hot, hot sex.

Here again, a fine Viagra alternative (at least for some of us). Note the lack of a crotch in this bodystocking. Again, don’t ruin it by wearing panties or even a g-string. Just fucking leave it open, that’s the goddamn point.

It’s called Lucid Dream #14, and it is your destiny.

I was also going to suggest you look into the Loving Sex - Passion Plus 3 DVD Gift Set, but who the fuck would want that?

Dec 5

juliasegal:

leavinghome:haroldharold:iheartmyart:

Am I going to Hell for re-blogging this?

Trick question! I am (half)Jewish and we don’t believe in Hell…right?

Dec 3

Mc Chris Fett’s Vette

Dec 2

“It’s like twitter. Except we charge people to use it.”

“I would call mine Manky as it is a cross between man and monkey and would teach him to love.” If I had a monkey

Oct 27

“I feel pity for you non smokers. Not all non smokers. Just you closed-minded, boring fucks who are too self-righteous to even think about having a good, post-coital cigarette after fucking your wife’s sister doggy-style without a condom. Because smoking is disgusting and immoral and unhealthy. Also, Jesus hates smokers.” best of craigslist: Smoking. Is. Awesome.

Oct 24

People will tell you many things. You can ignore most of them, most of the time.

They’ll give you all kinds of reasons, and they usually believe what they’re saying, so it will often have the “ring of truth” (there’s no such thing, you’re just reading them well). But nothing matters except what you, under all the education, really want.

We’re not talking about hot cars and fast women. People will tell you there’s a right move and a wrong move, but I promise you, right and wrong do not exist. There is only what you choose.

And just so we’re clear: If people try to tell you what “God” or “Jesus” or some other fantasy sky wizard says you should do or not do, tell them to mind their own fucking business. And then stay way the fuck away from them, because delusion is contagious (and I’m so not kidding).

I love drugs

Can I just say how much I love drugs? Because I do. A lot.

Got a cold? Take some drugs, you’ll feel better.

Got pain? Take some drugs, you’ll feel better.

Lunatics running the asylum? World gone mad? Take some drugs.

I’m partial to codeine, pot, wine and chocolate. YMMV.